An Arresting Exchange

Getting arrested is an old Christian tradition that started with the Jesus himself. What, y’aint heard? Here is the actual transcript:

Job interviewer: So can you explain your arrest?

Jesus: *Is silent as a lamb led to the slaughter*

Interviewer: it says here you have experience as “King of the Jews”… care to elaborate?

Jesus: What you said.

Interviewer: Jesus Christ please cooperate.

Interviewer: You realize you’re not the only candidate for the position of Not Crucified Today.

Jesus: 😐

Interviewer: That’s it. I wash my hands of this. I stuck my neck out for you but the board wants Barabbas anyway.

I didn’t say it ended well. But, ya know, be ye imitators of Christ!

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